'Perfection City' by David Shellan

Directed by Richard Negri

Homber: Ya see, Perfection is gonna be a city where there's nothing but love.
Every single critter loves every other critter and there ain't no hard words spoken.
So what's the use of a marshall?
Deadbeat: How about keeping the Injuns off?
Homber: There ain't gonna be no Injun fighting in Perfection.
Deadbeat: You say so?
Homber: The constitution says so.
Deadbeat: Aw shucks, we got one of them?