Girl: You look as if you've had a night out. Where have you been?
Had a nice time?
Albert: Quite . . . quite nice.
Girl: What do you do?
Albert: I . . . work in films.
Girl: Films? Really? What do you do?
Albert: I'm an assistant director.
Girl: Really? How funny. I used to be a continuity girl.
But I gave it up.